The last time I checked I was named June (of course the plethora of nicknames bestowed upon me mean I'll answer to just about anything) and I hail from the desolate wasteland of North Dakota. I was born in the winter of 1992 in an event that would have killed both my mother and myself were it not for immediate medical intervention.
My interests are highly varied, but I tend to enjoy an almost religious love of reading. Crappy movies, kitschy television, and video games of the particularly violent variety are also a common feature in my imaginary mental ward.
I'm fairly infamous in my family for sporting an ice hockey addiction fueled by the Detroit Red Wings and UND Fighting Sioux (with the Washington Capitals and Philadelphia Flyers filling in when neither of the aforementioned teams are available to me). Rugby of any variety is also readily welcomed into my life.
I may have also skipped the sane bus and ran headlong into traffic before permanently affixing my head well within the gutter.
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May 31st
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janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

gross ugly pathetic sobbing

headcannon

PHEELS

WHAT IS THIS WATER LEAKING OUT OF MY FACE?!

10:28 PM Central

asouthernsoul started following you

10:18 PM Central
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ajacquelineofalltrades:

Yes I too make this face.

ajacquelineofalltrades:

Yes I too make this face.

10:15 PM Central
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barackfuckingobama:

dripdippydonald:

Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2 

 #coulson in the back trying to steal the captain america shield

COULSON BB PUT THAT DOWN

SON OF COUL, KINDLY CONTROL YOUR INNER FANGIRL

I find it kind of funny that everyone’s commenting on Coulson and I’m just sitting here like ‘RDJ has moobs.’ XD

9:56 PM Central
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thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

9:26 PM Central

If measure three passes I’m leaving the country.

9:12 PM Central
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alethiometric:

sherlocksflybooty:


iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom







I’ll just leave this here

alethiometric:

sherlocksflybooty:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

I’ll just leave this here
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whitechocolatethunderandoatmeal:

odinsmightymustache:

snuvv:

paisleydinnerplate:

daleksanddetectives:

jcummings72:

Pictures from Iron Man 3

I have no idea what is going on but I think I like it.

It is what happens when Captain America and Iron Man do their laundry in the same load.

OH MY GOD 

words cannot express what im feeling right now, but a gif will

3:39 PM Central
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fuckyeahhockey:

“Retiring today allows me to walk away with pride, rather than have the game walk away from me.” 
Nick Lidstrom

fuckyeahhockey:

“Retiring today allows me to walk away with pride, rather than have the game walk away from me.”

Nick Lidstrom

3:38 PM Central

6000 in 5 1/2 hours.

Not including non-productive time. Not bad.

I’m dreading the 25,000 order (coinciding with about 5 other orders around 3,000 each) early next year though.

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breathegeek:

Karl Urban’s eyebrow generally ruining everyone’s lives in Star Trek 09

12:49 PM Central

babcocksdeathstare replied to your post: Work in about 40 minutes.

Woohoo!

More like Boo-hiss.